Rejected Recon Corps/Scouting Legion Fundraising Idea #6.
((Tweaked the original script because fuck wagons that’s why.))
((Auuggggh. Sorry for the repost guys. The fucked up resizing issue was pissing me off.))
This is the attempted recording of my last Levy picture, I managed to fix the video and supposed I should share it! I don’t think I’m gonna do this again (computer crashed a lot) so enjoy this once in a lifetime thing Hahaha.
colored some birds x birds doodles, thinking of making an askblog,
((THE KITE ONE IS mecha-sarazilla ‘s FAULT))
Yo! I just saw your post and I was wondering what your current work out regime is? I'm getting back into consistent work outs so for me right now it's just 15 min cardio, weights as well as a bunch of ab work outs and tons of squats. For now it's just home work outs ahah, I need a gym membership.
Hm, it depends on how I’m feeling that day. My workout regime isn’t very strict anymore, not as strict as it used to be. i find being too strict leads to making exercise feel like a chore, and workouts should never feel like a burden.
On some days, I will do some long distance running (10k). This could very well take up 40-45 minutes, at a consistent, face pace and with good dubstep music. On these days, I try to get a partner (most oft times a male), that used to be on the same cross country team as me. The purpose of this workout is to race them and push yourself to your limit, while not passing out. This workout I do 1 time a week, during sundays.
I dislike yoga, but there are benefits to doing stretches (less injury when actually working out). I mix pilates and yoga moves somedays, for 20 minutes. No slacking in these 20 mins, and you can find some good youtube workouts for cores, thighs, obliques, biceps, etc—all within 20 minutes. If done right, 20 minutes of solid pilates will be enough for the whole day.
Other days when I’m not doing cardio or pilates, I’m doing stuff like moderate weightlifting, pushups, situps, jumping over shit at the nearby park, etc. Another thing I do, is I take a weighted vest, (i have boobs so it’s a little more troublesome guh), and I use it to help me with vertical jumps. There’s this elementary school nearby and I try to beat my highest jump which ive marked on the wall each time, with the vest on. This workout really helps with getting a high enough jump start for frontflips and backflips.
On my rest days I drink lots of tea and jealously cry over the biceps of anime characters.
Been doing pushups and I’m really liking my not-so-chicken-armed arms.
Push-ups are really great. Most people who want to get started on working out balk at the word push-up, but if you try to do at least one properly, you will be able to build up stamina for more than one in the future. Doing one good pushup > doing multiple faulty ones.
Also, pushups won’t make your arms “too bulky”. Unless you combine weightlifting with protein shakes and lots of lean meat, there’s really no way you’ll ever be in danger of getting “bulky” arms, for girls who just wanna tone them. Get rid of those jiggly arm bits and start doing push ups today.
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
"I can’t bring myself to kill dragons. I feel like it is such a waste of a beautiful creature. Instead, I use the ‘Bend Will’ shout so I can continue in peace and marvel at its power."
But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual.
ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here
boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why
it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal
but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind
you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking